Look at the Tesla plant recently launched in Germany. That’s fantastic!
P.S. There is an old Soviet joke about AvtoVAZ, a Soviet automobile manufacturing company which had been producing for decades a car called Zhiguli, which was a ruggedized version of the Fiat 124, and which became notorious for poor quality, was one day bought by Mercedes. The whole plant was rebuilt, all processes were repaired, new equipment was installed, and the new assembly line was eventually launched and —
Bam! The same Zhigulis left the gate. WTF? All equipment was carefully inspected, many components were replaced, the whole assembly line was replaced with brand-new. The plant reopened and —
Bam! The same Zhigulis came out again! Half of the personnel had been let go. Then thousands of specialists came from Germany to replace them. Everything was carefully inspected again. The shiny assembly line restarted, and the first assembled machines left the gate.
WTF?! The same Zhigulis rolled off the assembly line.
A former chief engineer and a former director look at the plant from the nearby hill.
“I told you beforehand that the entire place was cursed, and what you responded to me? That my hands grew out of my ass, yeah?”
Original:
Купила компания Мерседес завод АвтоВАЗ. Перенастроили производство, запускают конвейер. . . Бац! на выходе Жигули!
Демонтируют оборудование, пригнали новое из Германии, установили, наладили, запускают. ! ! ! снова Жигули!
Увольняют нахрен весь персонал завода, привозят работников из Германии, налаживают, проверяют, запускают. СЦУКО! На выходе вновь – Жигули!
Около завода холм, на нём отдыхают гл. инженер и директор завода (оба с приставкой Экс.. Смотрят на всё это. Инженер директору:
– А я тебе говорил – место проклятое! ! ! А то всё “руки из жопы, руки из жопы”
Being in America 