Bill Gates: “So, how’s heaven, Steve?”
Steve Jobs: “Great! It just doesn’t have any wall or fence.”
BG: “So…?”
SJ: “So, we don’t need any Windows and Gates. I’m sorry, Bill, I didn’t mean to offend you.”
BG: “It’s ok Steve, but I heard a rumor.”
SJ: “Oh, what rumor?”
BG: “That nobody is allowed to touch Apple there, and there are no Jobs in heaven.”
SJ : “Oh no, definitely there are, but only no–pay Jobs. Therefore definitely no Bill in heaven as everything will be provided free….”

