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Tech support (T): ‘Okay Colin, let’s press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter ‘P’ to bring up the Program Manager.’
C: I don’t have a P.
T: On your keyboard, Colin.
C: What do you mean?
T: ‘P’…..on your keyboard, Colin.
C: I’M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!!
Being in America 